Jeff Gordon Arrives

Transcript
Ellis: The Hilton road series committee is proud to present racing legendary NASCAR racer JEFF GORDON!!!

(The crowd cheers their butts off)

Jeff: Thank you, Ellis, for bringing me out here.

Ellis: Pleasure's all mine, mate.

Jeff: I will now be taking questions.

Jamie: Yes, which paint scheme will you use?

Jeff: Of course I will be using my rainbow warrior scheme but I may get out my flame scheme somewhere down the line.

Dominic: Question here!

Jeff: Yes what is your question?

Dominic: So I know your old and everything but do you still have to continue your dreaded career?

Jeff: I may be old but thanks to my new upgrades my team thinks I can go on until I'm about 50.

Dominic: Yeah so, I mean look at Chick Hicks he got an upgrade 10 years ago and he still lost to Lightning McQueen!

Jeff: Look, I haven't got time to continue this press conference it's just dragging now and in future NEVER compare me to Chick Hicks, NEVER!!!

Dominic (sarcastically): Oh sorry, sounds like someone needs their drip pan empty.

to be continued in part 2